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1-800-CockJoke's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 418 (From 21 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,970 Points

Abobo's Big Adventure

Medals Earned: 87/100 (1,485/2,000 points)

Auto-Assault 5 Points

07 - Get Machine Gun

Bad Call 5 Points

02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid

Ballooney 5 Points

05 - Pick up an extra balloon

Call A Plumber 5 Points

02 - Escape the Mario pipe

Child Chomper 5 Points

01 - Eat kid

Choices 5 Points

00B - Use level select

Familiar Shape 5 Points

04 - Get the map

Fiery Fury 5 Points

07 - Get Flame Gun

Fighting Chance 5 Points

03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you

Fish Food 5 Points

02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish

Idiot 5 Points

04 - Stab a Bob-Omb

Lazertagged 5 Points

06 - Get hit by a laser

Lemming Lunacy 5 Points

07 - Get Lemmings Gun

Merbobos 5 Points

02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid

Never Give Up 5 Points

00E - Use a continue

No Mercy 5 Points

03 - Execute the Fatality move

Run Abobo, Run! 5 Points

01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)

Soap On A Dope 5 Points

07 - Kill showering guy

Spread The Love 5 Points

07 - Get Spread Gun

Where To? 5 Points

04 - Get the compass

Beardy Basher 10 Points

01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel

Bigger Boat 10 Points

02 - Defeat Jaws

Blocktorock 10 Points

04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield

Bloody Bobo 10 Points

00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen

Bombs Away 10 Points

07 - Use Rage move on level 7

Bonkers 10 Points

05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you

Death Blossom 10 Points

05 - Use Rage move on Level 5

Have A Seat 10 Points

05 - Use a chair on the Amazon

Icy Escape 10 Points

07 - Break out of ice after being frozen

Ironic 10 Points

01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel

Mega Blast 10 Points

06 - Use Rage move on level 6

Patience 10 Points

00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu

Police Patrol 10 Points

03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by

Poor Aboboy 10 Points

00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped

Projectile Power 10 Points

04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it

Punchy Power 10 Points

08 - Use Rage move on level 8

Pushy 10 Points

04 - Push a not-so-secret block

Reaper Runner 10 Points

05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them

Risky 10 Points

05 - Jump off the top rope

Robopopped 10 Points

07 - Kill Robocop

Rocky Rage 10 Points

01 - Use Rage move on level 1

Slowpoke 10 Points

04 - Get turned into a snail

Spiffy Supporter 10 Points

00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support

Super Slash 10 Points

04 - Use Rage move on Level 4

The Code 10 Points

07 - Use the Contra Code properly

Typhoon Time 10 Points

02 - Use Rage move on level 2

Walk On Water 10 Points

04 - Get the ladder

Waste Not 10 Points

01 - Throw kid body

A Winner Is Me 25 Points

05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move

Abobo Appetizers 25 Points

02 - Eat at least 50 enemies

Anger Issues 25 Points

04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies

Bloody Chum 25 Points

02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss

Fooled You 25 Points

01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt

Forklift Foul 25 Points

01 - Defeat boss

Kong Punt 25 Points

01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.

Krang Bang 25 Points

07 - Destroy Krangby

Mac Attack 25 Points

08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1

Manhandled 25 Points

04 - Kill Manhandla

Mega Mashed 25 Points

06 - Defeat Megabobo

Mmm Beefy 25 Points

04 - Get the beef

No Fatty Pop 25 Points

04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug

Skynet Stopper 25 Points

06 - Defeat Robobobo

Turtle Power 25 Points

07 - Defeat Krang

Barf-O-Rama 50 Points

07 - Kill giant Kirby

Champ 50 Points

08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1

Extra Abobo 50 Points

06 - Pick up an extra life

It's So Bad 50 Points

08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac

Meatspin 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (with beef)

Super Soldier 50 Points

07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once

I'm The Greatest 100 Points

08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all

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Achievement Unlocked 2

Medals Earned: 108/250 (540/1,250 points)

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Burrito Bison Revenge

Medals Earned: 2/8 (100/390 points)

Robbing the robbers 50 Points

Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!

To infinity and beyond! 50 Points

Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!

Do You Know Flash Games?

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/245 points)

Good start! 5 Points

Answer the first question

Don't Shit Your Pants

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

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Freeway Fury 2

Medals Earned: 22/30 (200/360 points)

Freeway Exit 5 Points

Take the freeway exit.

Jump 5 Points

Jump onto a moving vehicle!

Motorcycle 5 Points

Steal a motorcycle.

Oncoming 500 5 Points

Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.

Police Car 5 Points

Steal a police car.

Close Escape 10 Points

Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.

Finish Line 4 10 Points

Reach the fourth finish line.

Finish Line 7 10 Points

Reach the right-most finish line.

Jump x3 10 Points

Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.

Long Distance 10 Points

Barely make the jump to another vehicle.

Oncoming 1500 10 Points

Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.

Oncoming Exit 10 Points

Take the exit from the oncoming lane!

Speed Reversal 10 Points

Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.

Takedown 10 Points

Destroy a vehicle.

Jump x6 25 Points

Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.

Oncoming 3000 25 Points

Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.

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Hungry Gamers

Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)

Grab Bag 5 Points

Grab the bag!

Alliance 10 Points

Form an alliance.

Arrows Get 10 Points

Defeat Glimmer

Crowd Pleaser 25 Points

You call that a kiss?

To the Dogs 100 Points

Defeat Cato

Lifeguard Larry Deluxe

Medals Earned: 10/10 (95/95 points)

Dive right in! 5 Points

The fastest route isn't always the best one.

Following instructions... 5 Points

I think you missed a step in there somewhere...

HEADSHOT! 5 Points

HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!

The gambler 5 Points

LOOK out for PoolSharks.

Butterfly Effect 10 Points

Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.

GET OVER HERE! 10 Points

Scorpion would be proud.

I'm not dead yet! 10 Points

One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!

Statuesque 10 Points

I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!

Thumb up your butt 10 Points

What were you doing?

We're gonna need a bigger boat. 25 Points

Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!

Lucky Tower

Medals Earned: 11/12 (340/350 points)

Cheer Up Princess Pretty 10 Points

A simple hug will make her enjoy the jolly good world again.

Cutiepie! 10 Points

Get to know your new BFF.

Piece Of Cake 25 Points

YUM

Dorks Corner 50 Points

Chill out in the funky room!

Escape 50 Points

Leave the tower

Lady's Room 50 Points

You naughty punk!

Manly Treasure 50 Points

Find the treasure.

Men's Room 50 Points

End it like a real man.

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Motel 66 Lifeguard Larry

Medals Earned: 9/9 (60/60 points)

Dive right in! 5 Points

Do you always go into things head first?

Following instructions is hard! 5 Points

I think you missed a step in there.

GET OVER HERE! 5 Points

Scorpion would be proud.

HEADSHOT! 5 Points

Watch where you point that thing.

The gambler 5 Points

Watch out for PoolSharks.

Thumb up your butt 5 Points

What were you doing?

Butterfly Effect 10 Points

Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.

I'm not dead yet! 10 Points

I need another quarter!

Statuesque 10 Points

I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!